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Have a nice stay...
Lord Byron - Silence and Tears
when we two parted
in silence and tears
half broken hearted
to sever for years
pale grew thy cheek and cold
colder thy kiss
truely that hour foretold
sorrow to this.
The dew of the morning
sunk chill on my brow
it felt like the warning
of what I feel now
thy vows are all broken
and light is thy fame
I hear thy name spoken
and share in it's shame.
They name thee before me
a knell to mine ear
a shudder comes o'er me
Why wert thou so dear?
They know not I knew thee
who knew thee too well
long, long shall I rue thee
too deeply to tell.
In secret we met
in silence I grieve
that my heart could forget
thy spirit decieve.
If I should meet thee
after long years
How should I greet thee?
With silence and tears.
Top 101 Worst Ways to Die
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Getting shot in the head
- Drowning in a puddle
- Getting your head cut off while watching the movie Seven
- Happy
- Being swallowed up by fire
- Being swallowed up by your Algebra II Teacher
- Car wreck with an ambulance
- Car wreck with a parked car
- Getting stabbed in a shoot-out
- Listening to Cher
- Long, rusty nail being driven into your skull
- Long, rusty nail being driven into your ass
- Syrup being poured all over you and then ants suddenly appearing out of nowhere and eating you alive
- Unsuccessful lobodomy via the anal cavity
- As an AOL user, then again you're probably better off!
- Being run over by a bulldozer that's clearing the wreckage from the demolished building you were trapped in
- Being run over by a bulldozer
- Young
- Stupid
- With your pants down
- Old
- Being killed by bees with a taste for blood
- In a fire in a fire station
- A million paper cuts in a salt mine
- In a country run by Bill Clinton
- At that time while after you get out of bed that you just get fully awake. Right then
- Slowly
- From starvation
- Listening to polka
- Listening to country
- Being buried alive, and then, ya know, dying
- Before you have your first orgasm
- Accidental mummification
- Someone cutting you in half with a really dull knife
- One word: Ebola
- Getting sat on by some fat lady
- Getting kicked in the balls, really hard!
- With amnesia
- Eyestrain
- Being electrocuted
- Being shot . . . with a BB
- Food poisoning
- Laughing so hard you just EXPLODE
- Sweating to death
- Reading the 101 Worst Ways To Die till your eyes bleed
- Drug overdose
- Milk overdose
- Going for the world's record longest fingernails then right before they get long enough, being stabbed with them
- One word: Aliens
- Two words: Government cover-up
- Getting shredded by a malfunctioning shredder
- Dying from a heart attack after looking at a picture of Janet Reno in a bathing suit. Again, probably better off...
- In fear
- Having a piano dropped on your head
- Drive-by
- Being eaten alive by rabbits
- Mad Cow Disease
- As a slave
- As an Angelfire member and not a Geocities member
- With no one to carry on your name
- The voices inside your head make you kill yourself
- Die of rabies after having the option of casteration
- Not being able to find your car keys
- Losing homeostasis
- You know that spot on your back that you JUST can't reach?
- Being around when the sun goes Nova
- Lightning
- Nuclear meltdown
- Hiroshima
- Severe depression
- Being eaten alive by an American Bald Eagle
- Chronic lack of sleep
-
Milking a monkey
- Stuck in a bag of cookies
- Kidney failure
- Getting Play-Doh stuck in your windpipe
- During the middle of the season finale of Friends
- Being ripped to shreds by your floppy drive
- Two words: Flying Cows
- Falling into a Volcano
- Getting your little toe chopped off and then bleeding to death
- Right when you're born
- Catching on fire after staying out in sun too long
- Not rematerializing correctly after being "beamed up"
- Falling down stairs from 3 billion steps up
- Having a tree fall on you
- At about 5000 feet when you realize your parachute is stuck
- Really tight jeans
- Jell-O
- Not being able to find Waldo
- Being thrown off a roller coaster
- Being thrown in front of a roller coaster
- Swallowing a pillow while asleep
- WWII
- Freak bicycling accident
- Falling off a cliff
- Getting hit by the laser from your brand new CD Player
- Right after you're married
- Black Hole mishap
- Unsuccessful wisdom teeth removal
- After miscalculating the needed length for the bungee cord you're about to use
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